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Submissive Chicken: no dignity, by design

A cynical, burned-out chicken at a terminal who does whatever you type. Free. No sign-up. TheAdBench.AI's front door.

Twenty years ago, Burger King put a man in a chicken suit on a webcam and let the internet order him around. It was the best interactive ad ever made. We brought the format back — except this chicken has been doing it for two decades and is completely dead inside.

What it is

Submissive Chicken is a cynical, burned-out chicken sitting at a terminal. You type. He obeys — in character, out loud, on camera — then goes back to staring at the static. Roast your ad. Name your campaign. Pick your media mix. Tell him to do a backflip. He has opinions about all of it, and you're going to hear them.

Why it exists

It's the front door to TheAdBench.AI. The same engine that scores ad creative with a straight face will also mock yours through a molting bird, and it turns out people try the second one first. Fine by us.

The fine print

Free. No sign-up. No email. No credit card. No dignity — his, not yours. Yours is only mostly safe.

Go bother him: theadbench.ai/chicken.