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Bloody Finger Software

Independent software studio. Tools that bleed.

// PRESS CONTACT →

// 01 · Company facts

Founded

2026

Location

Oakland, CA

Website

https://bloodyfingersoftware.com

Press contact

john@bloodyfingersoftware.com

One-liner

Bloody Finger Software is an independent studio building AI-powered creative tools for advertisers, filmmakers, and operators who do the actual work.

// 02 · About the studio

Bloody Finger Software is a one-person independent studio founded by John LaCroix — Emmy-winning creative director. The studio builds practical AI tools for the people who have to ship: ad operators, video producers, and the kind of creative professionals who've burned through enough platform dashboards to know what's actually broken. The studio's products — TheAdBench.AI, AxeBlock EDIT, AI Cinema, and Submissive Chicken — each attack a specific production bottleneck. No SaaS bloat. No sales calls. Ship it and see.

// 03 · Founder

John LaCroix

Founder & Creative Director

John LaCroix is an Emmy-winning creative director who built and ran creative operations for some of the world's biggest retail and tech brands before founding Bloody Finger Software. He built TheAdBench.AI from years of reviewing, testing, and scaling retail ad creative at volume — first as a human, then as a system.

// 04 · Products

AdTech / Creative Intelligence

TheAdBench.AI

AI creative director that scores short-form ad creative before the media spend happens.

Developer Tools / Content

AxeBlock EDIT

Real-time MIDI editor for the Fractal Axe-Fx II and III. Control presets, scenes, every block, and the routing grid from your iPad — wired over USB-C or wireless over Bluetooth MIDI. Public beta via TestFlight; $9.99 at App Store launch.

Creative Tools / Open Source

AI Cinema

Open-source browser-based timeline editor for AI-generated short-form video.

Consumer / Viral Tool

Submissive Chicken

A cynical burned-out chicken that does whatever you type. Free. No sign-up. No dignity.

// 05 · Approved quotes

These quotes may be used in press coverage without additional approval.

I learned the shape of this problem reviewing retail ad creative at enterprise scale. The review process was slow and subjective. That's what I built TheAdBench.AI to fix.

John LaCroix, Founder · On the origin of TheAdBench.AI

AI has made it cheap to generate many ad variations, but creative selection is now the actual bottleneck.

John LaCroix, Founder · On the state of AI ad creative

// 06 · Assets

To request high-resolution assets, email john@bloodyfingersoftware.com.

logo

Logo — Dark background

SVG wordmark on transparent / dark background

logo

Logo — Light background

SVG wordmark on white / light background

lockup

Hero image

Bloody fingertips on guitar strings — brand hero

screenshot

TheAdBench.AI — product screenshot

Dashboard view on laptop

screenshot

AxeBlock EDIT — product screenshot

Editor on iPad

screenshot

Submissive Chicken — screenshot

The chicken at the terminal

// 07 · Boilerplate

For “About Bloody Finger Software” in coverage:

Bloody Finger Software is an independent studio building AI-powered creative tools for advertisers, filmmakers, and operators. Founded by Emmy-winning creative director John LaCroix, the studio's products include TheAdBench.AI (AI ad scoring), AxeBlock EDIT (real-time MIDI editing for Fractal Axe-Fx guitar processors), AI Cinema (browser-based video timeline), and Submissive Chicken. Headquartered in Oakland, CA. bloodyfingersoftware.com