
BloodyFinger
Software// THE LIST
First to know. First in.
New tools, launches, and early access — straight from the studio. No newsletters about newsletters. Just the work.

// PRODUCT 01 · PUBLIC BETA
[TheAdBench.AI]
Kill weak creative.
AI ad review for any creative that runs as paid media. Deepest calibration on short-form video — TikTok, Reels, Shorts — with all major formats handled. Senior-strategist read in a minute, before you spend a dollar on media.

// FEATURED CAMPAIGN
[SUBMISSIVE CHICKEN]
He loves it.
A cynical, burned-out chicken sits at a terminal and does whatever you type. Roast your ad. Name your campaign. Tell him to do a backflip. He obeys — in character, out loud, on camera — then goes back to staring at the static. Free. No sign-up. No dignity.

// PRODUCT 02 · PRIVATE BETA
[BLOCK EDIT]
Your Axe-Fx. From your phone.
Real-time MIDI editor for the Fractal Axe-Fx II and III. Control presets, scenes, the amp block, and your routing grid from iPhone and iPad — wired or wireless.

// PRODUCT 03 · WIP · OPEN SOURCE
[AI CINEMA]
Build cinematic shorts.
Premiere-style timeline in the browser. Generate stills and motion with the models you already pay for — Replicate, Runway, ElevenLabs, Pollinations — drop in your own footage, color-grade with a downloadable .cube LUT, render an MP4 client-side via ffmpeg.wasm. Bring-your-own-model. MIT-licensed.
// BUILD WITH US
Need something we don't ship?
Built and run by a creative director and product designer who lives inside performance creative work. We build custom AI tooling for creative teams that need to move faster than off-the-shelf software allows. Performance creative workflows, agentic pipelines, internal tooling — if it's sharp and we can ship it, we'll talk.
Independent studio. No investors. No roadmap theater. Just tools that ship sharp and stay out of your way.