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// PRODUCT 01 · PUBLIC BETA
The Ad Bench
Score your creative. Before the spend.
AI creative director that scores short-form ad creative before the media spend happens. Drop in a TikTok, Reel, Short, video, image, or script and get a 0–100 score, six-category rubric, hook classification, performance predictions, and specific rewrites. Built from years reviewing retail ad creative at enterprise scale.
// PRODUCT 02 · PRIVATE BETA
AxeBlock Edit
Every block. Your iPad. Real time.
Real-time MIDI editor for the Fractal Axe-Fx II and III. Control presets, scenes, every block, and the routing grid from your iPad — wired over USB-C or wireless over Bluetooth MIDI. Edit live in the buffer, save when you mean it. Private beta via TestFlight.
// PRODUCT 03 · WIP · OPEN SOURCE
AI Cinema
Build cinematic shorts. In the browser.
Open-source browser-based timeline editor for AI-generated short-form video. Premiere-style timeline, generate stills and motion with the models you already pay for, bring your own footage, color-grade with a downloadable .cube LUT, render an MP4 client-side via ffmpeg.wasm. Bring-your-own-model. MIT-licensed.
// FEATURED CAMPAIGN · FREE · NO SIGN-UP
Submissive Chicken
A cynical burnout. No dignity. Free.
A cynical, burned-out chicken sits at a terminal and does whatever you type. Roast your ad. Name your campaign. Tell him to do a backflip. He obeys — in character, out loud, on camera — then goes back to staring at the static. Free. No sign-up. No dignity.